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if life were backwards...funny Rss

just had to share. this made me smile for the first time in 3 days..........

LIFE WOULD BE GREAT IF IT WERE BACKWARDS:


You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day

And then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case!

Tania. WA, Daniel - 26/01/06... smile

That's hilarious!! lol it would be fantastic!!

Thanks for giving me a laugh!

Have a good one x

ROFLMFAO. That is soooooooooooo hilarious!
hahahahaha That is great!
Do any of you happen to be Red Dwarf fans? My favourite episode is called 'Backwards' and its just that, about a universe where every-thing is reversed - you die, get young, then get born.

Its a cracker, love it - lol.

DD is 3yr 8 months - DS is 6 months

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