I am a shocking mother
Sometimes i stay in my pjs all day.......some days my kids do too,
my nappies go straight into the bag, i dont put the poo down the loo,
The 3 second rule is good in our home, for dummies and bottles and food,
once my son ate his own poo...goodness i must be rude
I breastfed and bottlefed......dont get confused, i have a vacum in my cupboard that hardly gets used,
I have done controlled crying god i am mean, Dont come too close, my teeth arent clean.
I use dummies........hahahaha
My 2.5 yr old has a bottle....beat that
I have issues with sleeping and tantrums and washing hair,
Some days im so tired my kids are so hard to bare
Sometimes we eat takeaway, baby food from a tin, exercise is too hard for me my fitballs in the bin
Sometimes i kick they toys under the bed so the kids can go to sleep
Sometimes they share food with the dog (dont faint)
I must be a shocking mother...cant get anything right.......
I wont loose sleep over it...i dont think you can get less than im having anyway.
ill understand if nobody wants to talk to me anymore ive just revealed my darkes secrets
Have a good day ladies........