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Hello to all the mums ou there,

I found this to be quite funny.
Hope you enjoy it too.

Michelle smile


Pregnancy Q and A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

lol

Mum to Maya Grace 02-03, Sienna & Mercedes 10-06

He He He!!! nice one!!!

SaM, EviE NoV 03 AnD TuLLy AuG 05

I got a good laugh for that, thanks!!!!!!!!!

Nush,Qld mum to Caitlin(18/8/00)and Ella(24/7/04)

hey those are good for a laugh! Any more ...?

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Here are just a few I read ages ago. I cant remember them all but here goes........

Q. Boy or Girl?
A. Yes! It will be a boy or a girl

Q. Private or Public?
A. Definitely public, we have booked the MCG so we are now hoping the finals will not be played on the day or we will have to move everyone to the lawn.

Q. Are you going to have a natural birth?
A. No we thought we might trying getting the baby out through my nose.

I wish I could remember the rest, sorry.
Hey calebsmum,

I had a chuckle... thanks for that.

If I find some more "Funnies" I will post them.

Michelle
I just remember another one

Q. Who's delivering the baby?
A. Oh we are running a raffle down the local pub and the winner will be deliver the baby.........
I don't get that one... sigh!
Who's delivering the baby I have heard that question a lot but what people really mean is whats the name of your Dr/ Obstetrician.
I hope I have explained that sometimes what I mean to say and what I have actually said can be two different things!!.
thanks... i understand now smile
Hi everyone!

Your jokes you have posted have caused a few laughs here at my local RSL club!

As i walked in to the club, i was greeted by the receptionist, only to have her ask me if i was having my baby naturally. Remembering your jokes i read a couple of days earlier, i replied with "well no....we were thinking of trying to get the baby out through my nose" Little did we know that the PA was accidently left on and the whole entire club (200+ members and guests at the time) had heard what i had said!

Now im known as the to-be-mother who wants her baby out her nose!

Thanks guys, i really needed that good laugh...if only i could think of anymore to tell you!
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